need another drink. this is the easiest way
It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
I woke up wearing nothing but 7 partially eaten candy necklaces. Only one was around my neck. Don't even try to tell me I don't need plan B.
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
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