I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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