Kiss
Puke
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
Just convinced airport security that im sober. All i do is win.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
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