The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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