he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
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