The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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