can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
Why am I always the sober one?
Cause you're the only one with any sort of self control. It's kinda your super power...
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
Realization: many of my behaviors would lead to me being stoned to death in a lot of foreign countries. God bless America.
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