I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
I'm really busy with my period
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