oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
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