Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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