OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
there is cereal in my wallet where all the cash used to be.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
AHHHHHHHHH. I LEFT A GLASS NEXT TO ME WHEN I FELL ASLEEP I'M SO SURE IT WAS WATER BUT NOW IT'S VODKA JESUS MADE A STOP
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
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