Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
Well, I woke up with a text message from my cab driver that said "I hope you're alive," so that's a good indicator of how I was acting last night.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
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