I love black thongs
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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