Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
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