Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
I woke up in a cornfield to shouting, a bottle of Jim Beam, and a bunch of mc muffins. If this doesn't scream Illinois, idk what does.
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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