party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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