It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
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