doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
I drank it, and now my boss keeps hitting me in the face with beams of light.
Tripping at your desk probably isn't the best plan you've had.
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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