you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
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