I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
We walk out of his house and his dad is there, so I had to meet him and shake his hand pretending that same hand hadn't been down his son's pants five minutes earlier
Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
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