i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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