why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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