I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
I have to get up uber early tomorrow. Which is why I started drinking early today
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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