How was I supposed to know she would get offended when I asked her how long it took to draw on her eyebrows.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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