quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
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