cannot fit in my clothes. too depressed to drink.
if you drink enough to puke, it's like a weight loss plan.
it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
Boobs speak an international language.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
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