Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
I'm sorry I murdered your sperm with my alcohol saturated Olympic uterus.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
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