The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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