i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
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