Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
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