belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
You can tell a man will be prosperous by the power of his farts- A fart that can shake the room is a voice that can change the world.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
I flashed the bar tender last night. Apparently I wanted a whiskey to go and that was the golden ticket. This is why I never come home
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
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