Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Haha, just learned changing others iPhone passcodes is fun while drunk but not fun the next morning.
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
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