That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
I performed "get broken glass out of my shoulder" surgery last night... Drunk, with a what-a-burger straw.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
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