I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
Three questions. How does a tomato drive a car, how does an asparagus play a guitar, and how am I still so high that I chose to watch Veggie Tales?
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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