3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
Pro: 2020 made it easier to hook up with strippers
Con: explaining to Kari why there’s always strippers at our house
Pro: there’s always strippers at our house
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