I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
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