i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
Hello and welcome to the game 'Matt needs weed'! Rules are simple: first one to find a bag wins the fabulous prize of getting stoned with yours truly. Thank you for playing and good luck!!
The forecast for tonight is alcohol and low expectations.
You're the only meteorologist I listen to.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
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