yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy
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