how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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