so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
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