Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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