seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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