Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
Just convinced airport security that im sober. All i do is win.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
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You. Win. At. Life.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
We were drunk having sex and I knocked over her bedside table/fish bowl and she jumped off to check if her fish was still alive but she made me pasta so it's cool
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
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