hell yes lets make some ravioli
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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