We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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