If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
Just so you know, my new pet parrot tried to bond sexually with me today. That is what Google told me. I'm not sure of its gender.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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