whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
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