I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
So uh... Did you mail me business cards that describe my profession as "tortured soul"?
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