At least make sure they are 18
Why
what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
Me and your penis are best friends. You don't know it, but I whisper my secrets whenever I give you blowjobs. We even have a secret handshake. We can't be separated from each other. We just can't.
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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