bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
Randomize
