You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
You showed up at 4 a.m with two middle-aged men, a 200 dollar bottle of wine, three bottles of beer, no shoes on, and a half eaten red velvet cake.You are never drinking absinthe again.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
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